plot twist: Nicki Minaj’s lyrics make sense
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Me and my older brother just had a food fight because he is an asshole and shoved the yolk from his egg in my
Face so I threw my fruit salad at him. incase you guys would like to know what goes on in my household
They’re like:
And I’m like:
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there’s nothing that angers me more than self-flushing toilets
don’t tell me when i’m done